Welcome to The Feedback Form!
It’s very simple. You fill in your name and your e-mail address and your message, click “submit” and I get an e-mail. Woo for simplicity!
However, to avoid wasting your time and mine, do note that it may take me a day or two to get back to you. Also make doubly sure you enter your e-mail address correctly or I can’t respond to you! I know, it’s stupid to say it but you have no idea how many times it happens in the world – if you are unsure that you entered it correctly, send it again (just say somewhere that you made a typo). I’ll understand.
I will also not respond to messages that are unnecessarily abusive, vulgar or mean-spirited. They just get immediately deleted, and the address shoved into the “Spam” section of my inbox. Really, if you have nothing better to do, I’d suggest finding a new hobby. Like walking. Or skipping. Or jumping out of planes. That sort of thing.
Anyway, enough rambling – contact form. Now.
Please note that I will never personally give your e-mail addresses to anyone (unless the law compels me to, but seriously, when is that ever going to happen, eh?) and I will never try to sell you anything at any point ever. What is said is between you and me. And possibly whoever is looking over your shoulder.
Oh come on, that was too easy…